Tag: jokes
group name: simplepleasure
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May 10, 2008 01:06 PM EDT --
Christopher's class was having an English
lesson, and the teacher called on Christopher
to recite a sentence with a direct object.
Christopher stood and thought, then said, . . . more
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May 17, 2008 11:58 AM EDT --
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was . . . more
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June 18, 2008 02:11 AM EDT --
. Little Johnny's at it again.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her
Psychology courses. She . . . more
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June 30, 2008 07:17 PM EDT --
Hi y'all, let's hv some fun, finish with your own quote
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"Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime." . . . more
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March 30, 2008 08:22 PM EDT --
Since April fools day is coming up very soon I was wondering if anyone has something funny to share of a prank or joke they pulled off on April Fools day in the past? I would love to hear about plans . . . more
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June 26, 2008 09:58 AM EDT --
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of
water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to
celebrate my 80th . . . more
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April 14, 2008 10:30 PM EDT --
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people
die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing
a weed and not . . . more
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April 21, 2008 08:13 AM EDT --
...at the end of a long day at the office. He's surprised to see that he is the only patron in the entire place. He sits down and orders a beer. The bar tender . . . more
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April 12, 2008 08:18 AM EDT --
There was nothing really that interesting about how this day started. I was alone in the house, I woke up late, and I was dragging my feet as I got ready for work. As with most mornings . . . more
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